boys and high heels

I am looking at some christian loubiton pumps, dreaming about that which I can't have ($700 shoes, really?) And then my brother asks, "Why are they called pumps?"

(I begin to laugh.)

brother: So I'm serious. Why are those shoes called pumps? In the early 90's there were these basketball shoes called Pumps. There was a basketball on the tongue and you pumped the basketball, so thats why they were called pumps. But seriously why do they call these shoes pumps? Why are you laughing? I want to know!

me: I think I'm going to blog about this.

brother: How do you know if people read your blog?

me: Well if you want to you can become a follower and then it shows.

brother: Well nobody likes being a follower.

HO FO SHO

what's with girls/ladies/women/females in general dressing like whores? I was driving home today and I saw a girl walking down the street dressed in some very "night" clothes to say the least. I mean she looked good but I don't know why she looked so skanky. I mean if you are shooting a porno then awesome, you're doing great! But... why you trying so hard girl? I'm feeling the girls who are pretty and keep stuff to the imagination. I don't think I've ever dressed too much like a whore. Maybe when I first realized I had something to fill out my bra I put on a low cut shirt or two but nowadays I realize that if my boobs are hanging out then people are looking at them, not me. I can't understand how you can like that. Or maybe if you live your whole life without boobs.... and then you buy some, and you obviously want everyone to see what you just spent all that money on. I understand. Or maaaybe that girl I saw walking down the street today was an ugly ducking and she just blossomed into her swan body. Maybe she spent her childhood wandering around looking for just ONE person to call her pretty and they never did, and now that she's found a body and makeup and skanky clothes to show off her ASSets.... she has to let everyone see what she's got. All I know is, if I were a guy or a mexican gardner I would have totally whistled in her direction. Just saying.

sex and the City quote #2

You can tell a man "I hate you" and have the best sex of your life. But if you tell a man "I love you" you might never see him again.

-Samantha