This isn't about the train wreck of a TV show on Vh1, which I admit, I do sometimes watch. (I love bad TV, okay?) No, it is actually about the douche bags I know. This is a shout out to them. Hey boys! I know none of them would read my blog anyway so I'll proceed to talk my shit. Anyway...
A moment ago I was thinking about how I suddenly have found this awesome thing I like to call self-discipline, and I'm going to go to bed early for once. (Midnight = early) Well now it's 1:00 as I write this and I realize I don't have the discipline I would like to, I never have...maybe one day I will. But when it comes to basic common sense rather than just going to bed at a decent hour- well on that I can make a good judgement.
For example: When a certain Tooly McToolbag texts me late at night and tells me he wants me to come over, there's no way in hell that I would. The battle in my mind is over how to say no. I could have fun just ignoring him. Make him feel stupid when he acts stupid. On the other hand, the blunt girl I am just wants to say "sorry honey I'm not your booty call, try someone else." After beginning to text the latter, I chose the former; I said nothing. And I would hope every girl can spot a douche bag when she sees one and would do the same in my situation. Here's some advice all the toolbags out there: Mr. Tool, before ignoring you, I ask if you are intoxicated and you openly admit yes. A respectable girl does not find it charming when you basically spell out that you're drunk and horny. Don't think for a moment that she is not going to find that appealing and say oh yeah sure I'd love to come over and be THAT girl.... oh god...Get Real.
oh random thought... isn't there a website that women post warnings of douchebags out there? I'd love to just make an "America's least wanted" blog and put up all the pictures of guys to avoid.
